In Russia there once was a poetess Her name was Anna She was an acmeist A true warrior...
Ickle Iguana wanted to be seen she was fed up of the boringness of being that emerald green So she...
I began crafting the following words late morning eating me whey and curds never able (though...
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Now then I have been asked to write a verse or two about who I really am Well let me see I am a...
My eyes marvel at the mysteriousness of the Milky way Such a magnificent moonlit dazzling display...
On top of everything else we cook and we clean Whilst darning socks and mowing grass betwixt and...
Oh what wondrous whatnots are woven within our whole wide world Surely it cannot be responsible for...
Adele's strange voice greeted, 'Hello, it's me,' when they become rich, they disappear to Surrey;...
Now if I was a college boy I’d study at the school I’d prove to all my folks and friends ...
I watched a pussy cat prowling near a stream She cleverly caught a mouse and was like the cat that...
I am a poemaholic my finger’s are worn out A dozen poems in thirty minutes What the...
“SLOW DOWN PLEASE” You Cosmofunnel are so speedy These challenges you send to me are coming...
My highlight of my life right now is an Asda food shop delivery I admit this sounds sad and a...
The childen of our future look into our eyes They need normality nowadays something to recognise...
Laugh and the whole wide world laughs with you Cry and you cry alone feeling blue This seems...
All aboard the ‘Orient express’ These snakey carriages will be costly yet will impress Along...
Black watch tartan clad his knee length kilt swayed whilst walking Burly built with bagpipes under...