Mr. Piggy, Mr Piggy where are you? There's nothing more you can do Mr. Piggy the knife is...
Tis goodbye to the old as we welcome in the new just like every end of December, this is what we always do...
At midnight tonight, the second decade of the twenty-first century will be no more. At midnight...
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When the New year arrives everyone will be merry supping on their tipples, perhaps a sweet sherry.....
Convincing you to appear was the first act of magic Getting you to stay was the first time I died...
Christmas greetings spread wide and far A nod to social media that there are Reaching...
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Soon Auld Lang Syne...
Written ~ December two thousand seventeen in case ye dear reader possess an eye...
You have been ordered At the local Grocery Store
I realize Our...
The cold Winter is almost over The Horned One is on his way I can feel him getting closer...
Twas in a manger for a shelter Oh so long ago, Mother Mary had her baby tho little did she know.. she was...
Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space, it’s that feeling of “Eeh have...
Against merry christmas premature blowout, (or otherwise) ejaculation galore burnout, hence I...
Have you any room for Jesus Christ? In the cold Bethlehem night He came to our world of...
December’s darkness adorned by festive coloured lights, such soothing, splendorous, shining delights.....
Bloated swollen cheeks analogous to first Chinese Brother, who swallowed the sea, now...
