Children

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COOKING FOR CHILDREN

(tribute to domestic science)

COOKING FOR CHILDREN

You have to learn somewhere, may as well be at school,
although some may not want to, like a...

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THIS IS GOING TO GET REAL

THIS IS GOING TO GET REAL

Thirty to Forty years into the future from our choices of today...

​​​​​​I don't know what you...

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THIS OUTTA BE INTERESTING

THIS OUTTA BE INTERESTING

Has anyone given thought about the modern Birds and the Bees?

Parents had a hard enough time...

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Serving Hard Lemonade

Serving Hard Lemonade

A man and his wife did something dumb and they paid.
They both went to jail for serving hard...

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THE EIGHTH DWARF

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...

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Five Seconds Into An Encounter

You have such
a sad and tired, old face sir ..
She said,
as she tried desperately...

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CREATION SONG and DANCE

FOR ALL AGES

It doesn't matter your age...

There are a lot Babies in Christ...

Everyone always starts as...

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Future To The Back

Future To The Back

Would we like to return to the past like Marty McFly?
when you're there, then to the future you must...

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Proud Of My Poverty

Proud Of My Poverty

Sunblest Aldi bread
Defrosted from the freezer
An open sea coal fire
With a Northen...

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We live here

We live here

"I'm sorry the house is messy
But we live here" is something that I've learnt to say

I...

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Why Wouldn't A Woman

Tear, sweat and blood

Why Wouldn't A Woman

Why Wouldn't A Woman
Why Wouldn't she cry
Why wouldn't she fight
Why wouldn't scream...

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Playdough Kids

Playdough Kids

Take play-dough make it into a cute little girl or boy

Make sure to give him or her a name too...

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Your Dad

I will be there for you,
At the end of each day,

To show you I love you,

In my own...

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Pitter Patter

Let your babies be little, cherish there messes you only have...

Pitter Patter

Pitter Patter is the sound I love to hear, tiny hands and tiny feet just being your mommy makes me complete...

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THE CHILD IN YOU

THE CHILD IN YOU

The winged part that travels farthest,
Is our childhood never the hardest
In everyone a child...

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Nursery Crime

Nursery Crime

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, breakers man,

Break me a mom, as fast as you can;

Pat it, prick it...