Christmas

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drank too much

drank too much

i don't drink
often
Christmas
has always
been the
exception

...

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Boxing day blues

Boxing day blues

Twas’ the next night after Christmas day when cold turkey carcasses was there to pick

Some foolish...

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Boxing Day

Boxing Day

You have a tree
Some don't have a meal
You have a box
Some don't have a home
...

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not the queens message

freestlye off the top of my head

and so it is Christmas and wat have we done?

can't quite believe how this year's begun

we'...

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breaking up at Chistmas...

breaking up at Chistmas time sucks

finally free from the shackles of pain
got a long way to go
and much more to gain
...

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bad santa

bad santa

yo ho ho!
well me t'ink dis ones fe you?
hol' this tek dat
busy cha me busy
had...

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Under The Mistletoe

Under The Mistletoe

That's denial
Yes you know it's name
You've been fighting looking at me.
It's a felony...

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Santa Gone Bad

Santa Gone Bad

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran...

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Chill

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Chill

A new kind of chill is in the air,
A new kind of deadpan stance,
A cold breeze coming from...

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Merry strange Christmas 🎄

Merry strange Christmas 🎄

Merry strange Christmas wherever you may be

Here’s hoping you get lots of presents underneath your...

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I’m Dreaming Of A White...

I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know;
When my snow white little...

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' WISH ' This...

' WISH ' This Christmas

This Christmas is completely different
Amidst the pandemic
We send emails, make live chats...

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Have yourselves a very...

Have yourselves a very merry Christmas🎄

Fun, frolic and feasting for us all on Christmas day

Whilst we will be putting things aside in...

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Rhyme

Merry Christmas to you and all.

I hope you can escape feeling small.

Another year gone,...

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Christmas

Christmas

Often wondered
What would have been
If you didn't trade a street made of gold
For a...

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Merry Christmas !

Make it a good one

Merry Christmas !

Christmas under curfew
Rules made by fools
Life has been awful .
Do as I say , Not as...

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Good Old Saint Nick 🎅🏼

Good Old Saint Nick 🎅🏼

Tis’ the twentieth of December and Santa Claus is almost here

Just as well he doesn’t have to see...