Comedy

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constipated

Clench my fist and I shake it at the world
Grind my teeth so hard they bleed
Loudly
I...

Poem -

Look Behind You

I'm the whisper on the back of your neck,

I'm the bad memory you want to keep in check,

I...

Art -

Easely Amused.

Easely Amused.
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Poem -

The Bee

The Bee

I'M SETTING YOU FREE
I SAID TO THE BEE
AS I OPENED MY WINDOW WIDE

YOU HAVE ACRES OF...

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Used Car Salesman

Used Car Salesman

I'm a used car salesman and I have plenty of cars for sale.
But don't drive them down hill because...

Poem -

WISHES

Sometimes I wish I was Fish
To swim and swim, and swish and swish

Sometimes I wish I was a...

Poem -

Wishes

WISHES
Sometimes I wish I was Fish
To swim and swim, and swish and swish

Sometimes I...

Poem -

To own a Tiger

To
own a tiger

would
be just so much fun.

To
own a tiger...

Poem -

The strongest teeth on the...

A mouse

Very small in size

But he can do jobs

Like a wise

And also can...

Poem -

*Ahh*

Real quick, Real quick!

Join me in between my silk sheets

I just met you- I don't know you...

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TOO- LATE....DOLL !?X

TOO- LATE....DOLL !?X

" HI GUYS!"
" ARE YOU READY FOR ME!?"
" WHERE ARE YOU GOING HARRY !?"
" SORRY DOLL...

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Totally Absurd

Time for some more sillies
“D'ya know what burns my ass?
A flame about THIS high!”
...

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OOPS!...SORRY FI !?X

OOPS!...SORRY FI !?X

SHREK.HAS TOO
PICK UP ..PRINCESS FIONA!?
BECAUSE.HE WAS TRYING
TO HIDE..HIS GREEN...

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MR.. COOL CHICK !?X

MR.. COOL CHICK !?X

HEY!.. I,M MR COOL CHICK !?
I WEAR ..DESIGNER SUIT,S !?
& I."M, ..REAL SLICK !?
MY...

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Red

Red

Red, you're so easily mislead
The sweetness you bring
Can make a grown man sing
...