Comedy

Comic

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Media

Emitted for people to

Die with laughter even...

I went out with this ‘chick’ who I wanted to shag

She loved smoking weed and offered me a drag...

Tomorrow I’ll fall into the sky

and take the stars for a ride.

Paint myself a psychedelic...

Oh Goddess, Little Debbie,
Queen of all Saturated Fat,
Sometime of Swiss, which is called...

I woke up this morning feeling great.
A new day.
I could hardly wait.
I sang its...

CABBAGES AND KINGS.. ( - PART THE FIRST - )

I sat beside a chuckling brook
Beneath the...

RUINATION TIM WILLIAMS ( WELSH POET )

GIRLS, BILLIARDS AND WOODBINES
ARE THE RUIN OF A BOY...

"Have you every been sitting in class,

Then you realize by surprise you have to pass gas?...

"I do not want to go to the dentist," Said little Mr. Gee.

"They stick things in my mouth that hurt...

BADA.BING.BADA BOOM !
LOOK OUT GUY,S & GIRL.S!
TRACY" IS IN THE ROOM!
BADA,BOOM.....

I can have wine sit on the table untouched all month long.

Until my neighbor comes over.

...

Hell hath no fury like a woman with PMS.
It's that time of the month and I'm in distress.
I'm...

WE ARE ALL A BIT BONKERS
ON THIS COSMO SITE !
NO CHANCE OF BOREDOM!
MORE A CHANCE OF...

I woke up this morning feeling kinda strange; like I had fire in my veins.

I might just be going...