All because I secretly farted, My true love and I have parted. She ran for the door, ...
An editorial warning of the dangers of Terrorist Penguins
Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari. People try to steal my car but they end...
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We gather ritualistically, even religiously
Watching Game of Thrones on HD TV
Cheering for...
I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught. The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...
I am always givin up on sumthin, cuz I'm always down an strugglin, all I wanted is ur lovin, maybe jus to...
~~I try to do good whenever I can,
but I just can't seem to please the big man,
I don't...
They call themselves the Navalites;
They understand its might.
None other than the navel...
Dear Abby,
I need some advice because I have fallen deeply depressed lately, some background first...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I think therefore I am....What? Besotted? Obsessed? In love? You...
Give Grandma a kiss.
Oh, no, what's that smell?
Will Jesus...
My darling dearest truest love, I have for you a gift,
This grand plaid tent, growing fast, would...
Captain Jack, his wicked wench and a black guy called Mr Black, decided to get rude and frolic out back...
NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE
Its the middle of the night, and your trying hard to stay asleep...
The government sweet talk us
The banks are just plain broke
Its all become a farce you know...
I’m too stupid not to peck What’s that red thing I see? It is small, a tiny speck Is...
Wow! What a place this digital space
Show us your Face Book so we can look
At all the great...