Comedy

Many years ago I bought a laptop.
It's so outdated, I call it a craptop.
I want to sell it...

We went into the woods one day to play.
How easily a child's mind can wonder,
But what we saw...

All because I secretly farted,
My true love and I have parted.
She ran for the door,
...

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end...

We gather ritualistically, even religiously

Watching Game of Thrones on HD TV

Cheering for...

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...

I am always givin up on sumthin, cuz I'm always down an strugglin, all I wanted is ur lovin, maybe jus to...

~~I try to do good whenever I can,

but I just can't seem to please the big man,

I don't...

They call themselves the Navalites;

They understand its might.

None other than the navel...

Dear Abby,

I need some advice because I have fallen deeply depressed lately, some background first...

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I think therefore I am....What?
Besotted? Obsessed? In love?
You...

Give Grandma a kiss.

Oh, no, what's that smell?

Give Grandma a kiss.

Will Jesus...

My darling dearest truest love, I have for you a gift,

This grand plaid tent, growing fast, would...

Captain Jack, his wicked wench and a black guy called Mr Black, decided to get rude and frolic out back...

NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE

Its the middle of the night,
and your trying hard to stay asleep...

The government sweet talk us

The banks are just plain broke

Its all become a farce you know...