Comedy

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All Because I Farted

All because I secretly farted,
My true love and I have parted.
She ran for the door,
...

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You'll be sorry if you...

You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end...

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Ode to ‘The Moon door’ and...

Ode to ‘The Moon door’ and Game of Throne

We gather ritualistically, even religiously

Watching Game of Thrones on HD TV

Cheering for...

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I tried to skip out

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...

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Muffins

I am always givin up on sumthin, cuz I'm always down an strugglin, all I wanted is ur lovin, maybe jus to...

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god hates me

~~I try to do good whenever I can,

but I just can't seem to please the big man,

I don't...

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The Navalites

They call themselves the Navalites;

They understand its might.

None other than the navel...

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Fallen Angel

Dear Abby,

I need some advice because I have fallen deeply depressed lately, some background first...

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I think therefore I am....What?
Besotted? Obsessed? In love?
You...

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GIVE GRANDMA A KISS!

GIVE GRANDMA A KISS!

Give Grandma a kiss.

Oh, no, what's that smell?

Give Grandma a kiss.

Will Jesus...

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A garden for courtship

My darling dearest truest love, I have for you a gift,

This grand plaid tent, growing fast, would...

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Captain Jack and The Wicked...

Captain Jack, his wicked wench and a black guy called Mr Black, decided to get rude and frolic out back...

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NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE

NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE

NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE

Its the middle of the night,
and your trying hard to stay asleep...

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DEBT

DEBT

The government sweet talk us

The banks are just plain broke

Its all become a farce you know...

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A Chicken's Day

A Chicken's Day

I’m too stupid not to peck
What’s that red thing I see?
It is small, a tiny speck
Is...

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Facebook

Wow! What a place this digital space

Show us your Face Book so we can look

At all the great...