Comedy

Art -

she trys to steal a kiss;...

she trys to steal a kiss; unknowingly she's being watched from below
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BRING ON THE CLOWN

Frown lines appear
You must have a thing against clowns
I'll take the shoes

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Santa's Dilemma

Santa's Dilemma

Santa’s Dilemma

Winters drawing closer

dark nights almost here

Christmas time is...

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FIVE BIRD ROAST

A FIVE BIRD ROAST TIM WILLIAMS NOVEMBER 2014

WOULD YOU NOT FIND IT FUNNY ?
IF I ENTERED...

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Origins of Success

Origins of Success

Success can trace its’ conception

Back to one night, at a drunken orgy

Where LUCK, GREED,...

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I Sued Because I Couldn&...

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won.
I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me...

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Looking on the Brightside

 Looking on the Brightside

Today I give myself permission

To just look on the bright side

Finding dreams to guide my...

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The Flying Nun Flies No More

The Flying Nun Flies No More

Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.
Last week she flew to an amazing height.
She flew...

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I Got A Rock

I Got A Rock

On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go.
I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks...

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I'm Eric Cartman

I'm Eric Cartman

I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She...

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I’m leaving you summer

I’m leaving you summer

Goodbye summer I’ve got to let you go

We had a good time but I’ve now moved on

Sure I’ll...

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Eaters Beware

Eaters Beware

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place.
The Health Department found 117...

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Craptop

Craptop

Many years ago I bought a laptop.
It's so outdated, I call it a craptop.
I want to sell it...

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What We Saw That Day

We went into the woods one day to play.
How easily a child's mind can wonder,
But what we saw...