Sparrow? Yes. Are you all right? I heard a very familiar crashing sound. Yes. I fell again. Into what? Do...
Dark Side Of The Moon
There is this man who is at a customer party who see this black woman who is...
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Frown lines appear You must have a thing against clowns I'll take the shoes
Santa’s Dilemma
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dark nights almost here
Christmas time is...
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Where LUCK, GREED,...
Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won. I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me...
Today I give myself permission
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Finding dreams to guide my...
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On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go. I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks...
I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch. My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich. She...
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We had a good time but I’ve now moved on
Sure I’ll...
I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117...
Many years ago I bought a laptop. It's so outdated, I call it a craptop. I want to sell it...
We went into the woods one day to play. How easily a child's mind can wonder, But what we saw...