Comedy

Another New Year

Bourbon, Scotch, Champagne and Beer

A A Here I Come!!

YOUR..LIKE AN ANNOYING LITTLE FLY !?
BUZZING ..ROUND MY EAR !?
BUZZ OFF ! BEFORE I
GET...

Oh, Lovely Red, you fill my head and give me the strength of ten
men.

Inhibitions, you rob...

I,VE BEEN.. A VERY NAUGHTY GIRL !?
I BET.I CAN MAKE YA TOES CURL !?
PARENTAL GUIDANCE...

Twas early on a Sunday morn I woke up at the crack of dawn

Squinted eyes and carpet tongue, radio...

I love to go hiking, in the great outdoors.

And getting out of bed, at a quarter to four.

...

I.VE BEEN STRIKING " THAT !" POSE
FOR ..MANY A YEAR!?
& MANY HAVE SAID
I,M AN UGLY...

JINGLE BALL.S
JINGLE BALLS
JINGLE BALLS
ROCK !
MAKE SURE!!
DEAR SANTA...

I,D LOVE..A LOVER,S DOSE!?
OR. A BOX OF LOVER,S CHOC.S!?
OR..DOUBLE HONEY & YOU .ON TOAST...

He dressed up just like Santa
he even had four elves
They walked into the toy store
...

W........WHEN, WILL, WORTHY,WONDERFUL,WOMANLY.WONDERING,WAKING, WALLOW,WINE.WHIRL-WIND,WISH,-FUL,WARMING....

IM..GONNA WASH THAT MAN
RIGHT..OUT OF ME HAIR !?
LATHER UP & RINSE AWAY !?
DOWN...

I,VE..FOUND A NAME
FOR ME HUBBIE,S BAUBLES!?
I,VE CALLED ONE .".NAUGHTY !?"
THE OTHER...

IVE BEEN GOOD...AT BEING NAUGHTY!?
I DONT KNOW..IF THAT COUNT,S !?
AS YOU..ADD UP ALL MY SIN....

A FAIRY..ON TOP OF THE XMAS TREE
I WOULD LOVE..TO BE !?
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW!?
I,M...