BOOMERANG LIGHTER!

Twas early on a Sunday morn I woke up at the crack of dawn

Squinted eyes and carpet tongue, radio playing the same old songs

I sat up in my makeshift bed, rubbed my eyes and scratched my head

Peering through the wispy smoke, I reached out for my can of coke

Gathering my thoughts quicker as i gulped the fizzy can

I feel a prod in my back, I turn around, It's Dan!

"Have you got a ciggy mate? I'm totally out"

I replied "No problem and you need a light no doubt?"

I scour through my pockets, and there to my surprise

I cant find my cigarettes but lighter's....I HAVE 5..!!

Now when I left the bar last night, I did not possess a light 

Seems to happen often when I drink on Saturday night

For some reason when someone asks "Can I use your flame?"

They become magicians and 'POOF!' there it goes again

So once again the boomerang lighter has run it's due course

Next time your asking for a lighter

It was probably originally yours!!