Comedy

IVE BEEN GOOD...AT BEING NAUGHTY!?
I DONT KNOW..IF THAT COUNT,S !?
AS YOU..ADD UP ALL MY SIN....

A FAIRY..ON TOP OF THE XMAS TREE
I WOULD LOVE..TO BE !?
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW!?
I,M...

I.M. ..EVERY MAN,S DREAM !?
THEIR..PEACHES & CREAM !?
BUT.. THING,S ARE DEFINATLY!?...

~~I read, I write, every night,

Though some never see the page.

When I read, I feel the...

LET,S..JUST SKIP TO THE GOOD BIT !?
LET,S..JUST GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT !?
SICK..OF ALL THIS...

4 & 20..BLACK MEN
BAKED., IN A PIE!?
I DONT KNOW WHAT !?
WAS IN THEM BLACK BERRIES...

" HAVE YA EVER HAD A FRIEND!"
WHO..YA THOUGHT.YOU,D HAVE FOR EVER!?
THEN.THEY DO A COMPLETE U...

It.s all just" LA DE DAH!?"

"MMMM" Maybe ..

Or.. an" UM & AN AH!"

If..You dont...

I.LL BE YOUR SUGAR HUNNY !?x
WANT YOUR BODY !?
NOT..YOUR MONEY !?
"MOTHER NATURE,S!"...

Yes i can write poems with a complete total ease, half asleep, snoring, in the dark in the morning yawning...

YANKEE DOODLE
WENT TO TOWN !
RIDING ON HIS PONEE
WHEN .,HE GOT THERE
NO-ONE DID...

jack and jill went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water ,

jack came down with half a...

I Wanna feel ..A Million Dollars !?

I wanna ..Feel Alive !?

I wanna feel..A Sexy Lady !?...

Felt hats, silk hats, soft hats, stiff hats

Flat caps, mad hats…Mad hats?

Hide the rabbits...

I swear I am done
I pack up my things, run forest run

Them and their childish game
...

walking home from the pub-

as drunk as i could be -

i want to go for a piss -

...

I’ve been on a journey to uncharted space,
Inside my own mind to my own special place,
Where...