Comedy

I.M. ..EVERY MAN,S DREAM !?
THEIR..PEACHES & CREAM !?
BUT.. THING,S ARE DEFINATLY!?...

~~I read, I write, every night,

Though some never see the page.

When I read, I feel the...

LET,S..JUST SKIP TO THE GOOD BIT !?
LET,S..JUST GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT !?
SICK..OF ALL THIS...

4 & 20..BLACK MEN
BAKED., IN A PIE!?
I DONT KNOW WHAT !?
WAS IN THEM BLACK BERRIES...

" HAVE YA EVER HAD A FRIEND!"
WHO..YA THOUGHT.YOU,D HAVE FOR EVER!?
THEN.THEY DO A COMPLETE U...

It.s all just" LA DE DAH!?"

"MMMM" Maybe ..

Or.. an" UM & AN AH!"

If..You dont...

I.LL BE YOUR SUGAR HUNNY !?x
WANT YOUR BODY !?
NOT..YOUR MONEY !?
"MOTHER NATURE,S!"...

Yes i can write poems with a complete total ease, half asleep, snoring, in the dark in the morning yawning...

YANKEE DOODLE
WENT TO TOWN !
RIDING ON HIS PONEE
WHEN .,HE GOT THERE
NO-ONE DID...

jack and jill went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water ,

jack came down with half a...

I Wanna feel ..A Million Dollars !?

I wanna ..Feel Alive !?

I wanna feel..A Sexy Lady !?...

Felt hats, silk hats, soft hats, stiff hats

Flat caps, mad hats…Mad hats?

Hide the rabbits...

I swear I am done
I pack up my things, run forest run

Them and their childish game
...

walking home from the pub-

as drunk as i could be -

i want to go for a piss -

...

I’ve been on a journey to uncharted space,
Inside my own mind to my own special place,
Where...

To those who like to jig.

Grab your tackle box and rig.

Lets go catch some fish.

We...