Comedy

inthe darkness of the night i get scared

of what is out there wating for me

to steel my...

The night was one for cuddling by the fire

In the air were spooked in goblin attire

Spiders...

I like the trhill
The way they work the drill
Running up or down that hill
" He sure...

Has the world been taken

over by alien,s......????

Or ? Are there weirdo,s every-where?...

Ugg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
They had hunted...

Please let me explain
I'm in mortal pain
I can't sleep again
I got ManFlu.

...

Mario captured and locked up a big brown ape.
It was up to the gorilla's son to help him escape....

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke....

We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime.
When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time.
...

People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face.
When I go to the track, everybody...

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain...

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the...

I'm having to save a lady from an ape that's strong.
He throws barrels at me and his name is Donkey...

That demon drink gets a grip of me

As it takes over my corrupted brain

Creates a...

Everyone raves about cancer
about AIDS
about malaria
and heart disease.
But hey...