Poem -
ManFlu revisited
Please let me explain
I'm in mortal pain
I can't sleep again
I got ManFlu.
Women think that it's funny
And I act like a dummy
But I want my mummy
I got ManFlu.
Please bring me Lemsip
Throat's givin me gyp
And some balm for me lip
I got ManFlu
I sound like Melvin Bragg
With a mouthful of rag
I dont mean to nag
But I got ManFlu.
Been battered byTyson
Sucked up by a Dyson
Forehead needs more ice on
I got ManFlu.
No words can I utter
I cough and I splitter
Smell like gone-off butter
I got ManFlu.
So please hear my plea
I need TLC
And some hot sweet tea
For my ManFlu.
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Comments
good one stephen this would go well with my poem on same subject lol tina x
Cheers Tina - will take a look. Am just getting used to everything at the moment so bear with..
lol Steven feel better cheers x
Ta Susan. Manflu...it's a bugger.
oh susan x how funny i laughed from beginning to end x i like your thinking
Hi Tracy a man actually wrote this one lol x
...T'was me but I wasn't writing about myself...honest.