Confession

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Flamin’ football ⚽️

Flamin’ football ⚽️

I try and pretend my interest as I study the TV

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is...

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My security blanket 💙

My security blanket 💙

I love flowers in my garden as much as that pretty paper on my wall

With my cuckoo clock all the...

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My necessities indeed 🦞🤣

My necessities indeed 🦞🤣

Buy me white roses, thirteen if you’re able, I shall inhale floral aromas from that vase on my table, I do...

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Leaving

Leaving

You knew I had abandonment issues,
You know I was broken beyond repair,
You saw everyone who...

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When the Weatherman is...

When the Weatherman is right ⛄️

I know that I really shouldn’t wish my life away, but snowflakes are subtly falling from the early morning...

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Northumbrian thru and thru 💕

Northumbrian thru and thru 💕

I am a writer and I long for THAT appreciation

So be it..even if it is only just a compliment when...

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‘Hallelujah..Amen!’

‘Hallelujah..Amen!’

Absolutely sick of social distancing
Fed up of staying put
I want to go on holidays
...

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‘A spade is a spade’🤣

‘A spade is a spade’🤣

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

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‘Pie in the sky’

‘Pie in the sky’

Unravelled amidst many uncertainties we forge ahead

As I lie penning my poetry within my big...

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‘Waiting on the rain!’ 🤣

‘Waiting on the rain!’ 🤣

Well the very first thing for me on this not so exciting January morning

As I get myself out...

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Allow me

Allow me

It’s a hidden secret, valuable talents funny tale kept for years.
Allow me to unfold the untold...

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This author is me 💕

This author is me 💕

I write on reflection from an actuality

My words are a reaction of those images that I see...

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Joie de vivre cost me...

Joie de vivre cost me nothing to purchase

No rhyme nor reason why
with yours truly ejaculating
(not prematurely), I utter yippee,...

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Nom-de-plume 💙

Nom-de-plume 💙

My mood swings midst moments of up high and down low

As I write from my heart with these things...

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Goodbye Christmas 🎄

Goodbye Christmas 🎄

Now for the task that I hate the most

Straight after I have eaten my tea and toast

...

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Goodbye Christmas 🎄

Goodbye Christmas 🎄

Now for the task that I hate the most

Straight after I have eaten my tea and toast

...

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I am Depression

Take a moment to understand me (read as If these words are from...

I am Depression

I am depression and to you that’s nothing new... as you was younger I sat among the olders ‘ you didn’t...