Crime

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I'm Waiting For The...

I'm Waiting For The Ambience

Response time is poor for that surrounding feeling,
flashing lights instead of soothing are not...

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I Had To Kill Again

This is a fictional poem. In real life, people should never...

I Had To Kill Again

I killed my wife's only brother but she doesn't know that I'm the one who did it.
A blackmailer was...

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YOU WANT TO SEE A CHANGE...

A change for a better neighborhood?

Something nice to look at?

To be able to enjoy yourself...

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Be not complacent '...

Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming...

Thus spake Zarathustra
necessitating donning layered clothing
in tandem, especially...

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Previous

Conviction

Previous

It never really goes away
No matter what you do
No matter just how far you've come
It...

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Putin’s Puppets

Putin’s Puppets

Putin has some puppets, in the government of the USA;
Who praise his Ukraine invasion, every single...

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the u.s. government pays...

a crime is a true government official
a crime is a true government identity
a crime is a...

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Donald Trump must be...

Donald Trump must be permanently lambasted...

and ewe know what else...
furloughed & barred from Whitehouse

Ducks of former self...

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Society's Future

Society's Future

The year is 2084 and society has become worse.
As each day passes, people lose their morals even...

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Counterfeit Money

Counterfeit Money

I make money that is not real.
I love to make counterfeit bills.
I have a contact who steals...

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Justice From Doggie Heaven

Justice From Doggie Heaven

I am enraged about a punk “bitch”, who decapitated an innocent dog;
Then bragged about it on the...

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In Jail For The Holidays

In Jail For The Holidays

I was so angry that I wanted to give my wife a slap.
She went to the mall and a baby was kidnapped...

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The DNA Was Different

The DNA Was Different

It couldn't have been me, I wasn't there at all,
but they made me take a test, hands against the...

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Framed For Federal Crimes

Framed For Federal Crimes

When a lot of computers were hacked, I got the blame.
My sister was the hacker and I got in big...

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JUST ANOTHER CRIME

"When did it happen?" he was asked politely
This question upset him naturally quite rightly
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I Can't Feel Remorse

This is a fictional poem about an innocent man who is in a...

I Can't Feel Remorse

I'm in prison and people are so angry at me that they're having fits.
They want me to feel remorse...