Crime

and ewe know what else...
furloughed & barred from Whitehouse

Ducks of former self...

The year is 2084 and society has become worse.
As each day passes, people lose their morals even...

I make money that is not real.
I love to make counterfeit bills.
I have a contact who steals...

I am enraged about a punk “bitch”, who decapitated an innocent dog;
Then bragged about it on the...

I was so angry that I wanted to give my wife a slap.
She went to the mall and a baby was kidnapped...

It couldn't have been me, I wasn't there at all,
but they made me take a test, hands against the...

When a lot of computers were hacked, I got the blame.
My sister was the hacker and I got in big...

"When did it happen?" he was asked politely
This question upset him naturally quite rightly
...

I'm in prison and people are so angry at me that they're having fits.
They want me to feel remorse...

a criminal guts and glory is,
a celebration of a century
a century is a celebration,
...

My daughter loves you and won't dump you like she should.
You are a drug dealer and that makes you...

Strike of a match
Burn baby burn !
Man made monster
He watches with glee
- From...

Doing about 80 on the turnpike, f-ck a state trooper -n- his cruiser lights, won’t pull me over -n- read me...

Fingers Malloy a safecracker extraordinaire
Easy to spot stocky and very little hair
Crack...

Her hands not used for being held but rather tools used to defend herself

Her eyes not used for...