Desperation

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Not in a Crowd (Stand Alone...

A Seventh Rant

Not in a Crowd (Stand Alone Version)

Lonely in a crowd
Stand out in a crowd.
Might as well shout
My voice is not loud...

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Colin’s heartache ?

Colin’s heartache ?

Oh how Colin cried in his coffee cup the night his sweetheart died..he just couldn’t go on living without...

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Poor old Elsie Morgan

Poor old Elsie Morgan

Elsie is exasperated with her worriment and woeing.. the poor soul does not know which way she is coming...

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This lady was a tramp

This lady was a tramp

She watched the dirty water going down the drain.. it gurgled as it gushed like a man in pain.. and when...

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Narrow Escape

How did we do it
Manage to emerge
Everything seemed against us .
Things could not have...

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Help!!! ?

Help!!! ?

Hit me with a mell
Knock me out dead!! I need to go to slumberland lying in my bed
I haven’t...

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She searches for silence

She searches for silence

She searches for silence but silence cannot be sought..
It has not got a price tag so it can’t be...

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I'll Be Sent Straight...

I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell

My wife and I both worked at a video game store.
They closed and we're not working there anymore....

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‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

Shattered sleeplessness
bothers bedtime’s brutalize
I long...

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ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵉᵃˡ ᵐʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉ
ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵘⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ

ᴵⁿ ᵐʸ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ...

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A feint attempt to stab...

quickly found the missus ready to faint

A feint attempt to stab myself...

Like a madman possessed
by mailer daemon lemme acquaint
ye with the following verse, I will...

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The Titanic

The Titanic

In between the bowels of that ancient shipwreck
Lies ladies of finery who stroll each furnished...

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A friend in need ... ❤️

A friend in need ... ❤️

When the worry of the world is on your shoulders
Pain is pressing down on you with heavy boulders...

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Poor Annie Trotter

Poor Annie Trotter

It’s the same every day
at quarter to four
She walks out of the houseand she closes the door...

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Definitions

Definitions

Love - when someone makes you say yes to everything,
Hate - when someone makes you say no to...

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Never ending

(Art is mine)

Never ending

A never ending frustration
A longing heart irritation
A spiritual cognation
A world of...

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You Took My Everything

You Took My Everything

You took my soul
Now all I’ll be is emotionless
You took my love
Now all I’ll be is...