Desperation

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Tomorrow night❤️

Tomorrow night❤️

She has her lover on her mind, as she longs for tomorrow night..but the clock is slowly tick tocking as...

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A desperate circumstance 🤣

A desperate circumstance 🤣

Haha she is doing a right old merry dance, in an awful tiswas on a hoppity happenstance..but there is a...

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“Romeo, Romeo, Where for...

“Romeo, Romeo, Where for art thou Romeo? 💙

She was only thirteen full of fresh innocence and curiosity .. “ Oh my romantic Romeo you mean the whole...

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Imminent Botox injection...

Imminent Botox injection treatment

Potential cause célèbre dermatological solution
to stem palmar hyperhidrosis,
which medical...

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Oh somebody please help her ❤️

Oh somebody please help her ❤️

Sometimes we lose our self confidence, one is sinking in a hole.. armour-propre has deminished from one’s...

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Not in a Crowd (Stand Alone...

A Seventh Rant

Not in a Crowd (Stand Alone Version)

Lonely in a crowd
Stand out in a crowd.
Might as well shout
My voice is not loud...

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Colin’s heartache ?

Colin’s heartache ?

Oh how Colin cried in his coffee cup the night his sweetheart died..he just couldn’t go on living without...

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Poor old Elsie Morgan

Poor old Elsie Morgan

Elsie is exasperated with her worriment and woeing.. the poor soul does not know which way she is coming...

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This lady was a tramp

This lady was a tramp

She watched the dirty water going down the drain.. it gurgled as it gushed like a man in pain.. and when...

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Narrow Escape

How did we do it
Manage to emerge
Everything seemed against us .
Things could not have...

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Help!!! ?

Help!!! ?

Hit me with a mell
Knock me out dead!! I need to go to slumberland lying in my bed
I haven’t...

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She searches for silence

She searches for silence

She searches for silence but silence cannot be sought..
It has not got a price tag so it can’t be...

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I'll Be Sent Straight...

I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell

My wife and I both worked at a video game store.
They closed and we're not working there anymore....

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‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

‘Insomnia is a bitch!!’

Shattered sleeplessness
bothers bedtime’s brutalize
I long...

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ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵉᵃˡ ᵐʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉ
ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵘⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ

ᴵⁿ ᵐʸ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ...

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A feint attempt to stab...

quickly found the missus ready to faint

A feint attempt to stab myself...

Like a madman possessed
by mailer daemon lemme acquaint
ye with the following verse, I will...

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The Titanic

The Titanic

In between the bowels of that ancient shipwreck
Lies ladies of finery who stroll each furnished...