What should I write, what do you think
How's about tightie whities
The kind that get most...
" There are some advantages, To having such a long tongue ! I do not have to break my neck, To lick...
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He crawls on the floor in search of his ring,
now where in the hell did he drop that damn thing?...
Motionless she drifts, helpless with the tide,
under the wide blue ocean she died.
Offering...
The great Chimère raised his regal head
And mourned the last of his children who lay dead
...
Magicians use two special words, to make their magic work;
The words they say are “Abra Cadabra...
Promise we two will live forever
In the land of no goodbyes
Where tomorrow never quite...
The breeze lifts the leaves Like the wind a maidens skirt, Revealing bare, a limb And...
Who would've thunk I'd be thrown a curve
Taking pills to relieve my stress
The stress of...
Sitting in the club
Looking at the menu of women in front of me
Dancing to the music of my...
We think of faery's as bringers of light,
enchantment, wonder.
In journeying into the...
D'ya notice how handsome
This dude is today
Bet you're speechless
And totally...
Illustration by Georgina Richardson
Dedicated to Geoff and Georgina
Once upon a time ago...
