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Falsely Accused By Billions

Falsely Accused By Billions

I bought a shotgun at a flea market without knowing that it was used to commit a horrible crime.
The...

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Cursed Pet Sematary

Cursed Pet Sematary

I have a story to tell but it's not for the faint of heart, it is scary.
I bought a farm and...

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Detestable Car Salesman

Detestable Car Salesman

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

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The Rejected Baby

The Rejected Baby

It was my moral duty to operate and in many people's eyes, I was admired.
I did what needed to be...

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Anchovies

Anchovies

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

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My Evil Stepmother and I

My Evil Stepmother and I

My evil stepmother and I became lovers and we killed my dad.
We did it so that we could get all of...

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Carnival

Carnival

When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there.
I thought I could win her back if I won her...

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Pinched and Punched

Pinched and Punched

People pinched me yesterday and they got punched.
I didn't just hit a couple of people, I hit a...

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Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have...

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God Is Cracking Down

God Is Cracking Down

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of...

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Half an Inch

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...

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KISS kicked My Ass

KISS kicked My Ass

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

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Brotherly Death

Brotherly Death

You wanted revenge against a man because he was sleeping with your wife.
So you dragged him into a...

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Pedro the wild ranger ?

Pedro the wild ranger ?

Beyond the wooly wildebeests
Along the muddy track
There’s a wild looking ranger
...

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The Innocent Man

I spent many years in prison for being a pedophile but I was innocent.
The jury didn't believe me...

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Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine.
She wanted me to marry her but I had to...

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Deadly Magical Power

Deadly Magical Power

All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've...