Fiction

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

Maisie mouse is such a pretty little thing
She combs her whiskers on her face
While she does...

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

Books take you away from reality
Lead you into a world full of fantasy
Once you enter, you...

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

Have you been to the dark side of the moon ?
There is a rocket at the space station
It is...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

While I was on vacation, two squatters came to my house to live.
They didn't even get permission,...

​​​​​​I suffer from agoraphobia, I'm afraid of open spaces.
I never leave my house, I don't go to...

Fact, a mouse isn’t lured by abit of cheese ?
Truth is it prefers sweeter treats, grains &...

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

Last night, you got really angry when we had your intervention.
You screamed at us even though we...

As I fight the urge to fall into the well of slumber
I grasp hold of the rose vines that plastered...