Fiction

She is walking in the shadows of her Mother
Tho it’s bygone years since they met
Yet it...

Spring Equinox
Down by the docks
Was a festival to be had
Some might say
Its a...

Its the same every day
at quarter to four
She walks out of the house
& She closes...

I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring....

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.
I went Christmas shopping at a...

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to...

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

A man neglected to put new batteries in his smoke alarm.
If he had replaced the batteries, he and...

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....