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Its the same every day at quarter to four She walks out of the house & She closes...
I went to church but the preacher was so boring. He became upset every time he heard me snoring....
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Emily stood wide eyed, opposite her was a vacant block of land. With a stunned expression on her face she...
Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble. Barney lost his...
My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck. He was very angry because his teenage son...
I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut...
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Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree. This year I'm making that green...
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A man neglected to put new batteries in his smoke alarm. If he had replaced the batteries, he and...
My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie. My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....
I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year. Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...