Fiction

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Permanently on Santa's...

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

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The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm
& Everyone was there...

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Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

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The Consequences of...

The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

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I Can't Get Drunk

I Can't Get Drunk

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

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Futuristic nightmare

Futuristic nightmare

Somewhere in a distant future
Where people all where breathing masks
A metropolis of concrete...

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FILM ACTRESSES OF THE FIFTIES

FILM ACTRESSES OF THE FIFTIES

On the silver screen they oozed so much sex appeal
The film actresses from the fifties were the...

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Convertible

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

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Black Friday At The Hospital

Black Friday At The Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

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Astral travelling in dreams

surfed the rings of saturn
In astral flying dreams
Intruiged to find out
Exact what...

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Just my imagination?

When I write my poetry
I don’t always think of me
So often things I jot down
Can be...

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My Brother's Mayo

My Brother's Mayo

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

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Super Crabs

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

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WIFE

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

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There's No Bigger...

There's No Bigger Piece Of Crap Than E.T.

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

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Stolen PlayStation 4

Stolen PlayStation 4

How can you enjoy playing that PlayStation 4?
You stole it from Best Buy, it's not yours.
...

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Horn-dog

Your latest one night stand gave you a nasty STD.
Now you expect to receive sympathy from me....