Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But...
Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair They held a party on the farm & Everyone was there...
Zebidee & Marmalade A peculiar mismatched pair Zeb was bald with strands of blue ...
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When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task. I died when I watched Son of The...
(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)
I can't believe what the USA Government has...
Somewhere in a distant future Where people all where breathing masks A metropolis of concrete...
On the silver screen they oozed so much sex appeal The film actresses from the fifties were the...
I drive a convertible but not by choice. If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...
I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle. I've been wounded and I'm spending...
surfed the rings of saturn In astral flying dreams Intruiged to find out Exact what...
When I write my poetry I don’t always think of me So often things I jot down Can be...
Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise. My brother had a...
Something happened that depresses me because it's bad. I got married two years ago and my wife gave...
I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut. She thinks she owns me just because...
It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me. I asked them to give me a game...
How can you enjoy playing that PlayStation 4? You stole it from Best Buy, it's not yours. ...
Your latest one night stand gave you a nasty STD. Now you expect to receive sympathy from me....