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Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was...

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Breaking Point

Breaking Point

A man was paralyzed because somebody decided to drink and drive.
But after the hell that he went...

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Sticking It To The Man

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

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Ice Cold

I have a story that needs to be told.
I knew a woman who was ice cold.
Many men liked her...

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Doc Louis

Doc Louis

I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars.
Diabetes caused my leg to be...

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The Occurrence S01E04 -...

The Occurrence S01E04 - Darkness

THE OCCURRANCE
Season 1 Episode 4
Darkness

The door in a voice of deep resentful...

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The Occurrence S01E03 - The...

The Occurrence S01E03 - The Farm

THE OCCURRENCE
Season 1 Episode 3 – The Farm

Up the winding overgrown road,
Deeper...

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Damn Dirt Dauber

Damn Dirt Dauber

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and...

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She Was Just a Booty Call

You broke my heart when you stole and used my bride.
She ran off with you and I'm going to take it...

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Terrible Moonshine

Terrible Moonshine

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

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Steering Wheel

Steering Wheel

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

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Wheezer

Wheezer

Perforated pleura
From wrenching non stop
Torn and twisted thoracic muscles
The...

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Vampire with Herpes

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

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SUPER FAT

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

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The Occurrence S01E02 - Out...

The Occurrence S01E02 - Out Of The City

A Science Fiction Series

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The Occurrence S01E01 - The...

The Occurrence S01E01 - The Beginning

A poetic Sci-Fi series premier.

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Well, Doggies!

Well, Doggies!

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...