Fiction

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

Alfred Hitchcock was the master of suspense
His films were never dull and always tense
The...

I had a fruitcake that had been passed from person to person for 150 years.
I gave that recycled...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

When I went to school, I bullied kids in my class.
But a bigger bully came along and kicked my ass...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.
I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney....

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then...

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head...

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

You brought a hundred dollars worth of groceries to my sales counter but you only have twenty bucks....

As soon as I ran that red light, I knew that our fates were sealed.
Because of my carelessness and...