Fiction

I return once again my resolve made of steel,
My mission, My goal for all to see so real,
A...

My nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek.
This version involves a gun, if he...

I'm in the hospital because of what happened on the 4th of July.
I was very irresponsible with...

I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.
So I built a time machine and traveled back...

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

I'm grey like the skin
Of a dying man
No colour, just shade
Devoid of emotion I am....

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

A vigilante cop ended crime no matter what it took.
He produced phony evidence to put away the...

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

I learned that the woman of my dreams isn't a filly.
Just a few nights ago, I learned that she has a...

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a...

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the...

I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is...