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HULK'S RAMPAGE

HULK'S RAMPAGE

Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk when he got a flu shot.
He turned into the Hulk because it hurt a lot.
He smashed the doctor's office and broke the doctor's neck.
You should've seen that office afterward, it was a wreck.
The Hulk was angry, that shot filled him with rage.
He was so furious that he went on a rampage.
Batman and Robin tried to stop the Hulk but he ripped off their heads.
They thought their utility belts would defeat him but now they're dead.
The Army shot the Hulk with a nuclear missile and blew him apart.
When he saw the missile, he lost bladder control and let out a fart.
That was a nasty fart, it could be smelled as far as 200 miles away.
People had to put clothespins on their noses, they'd seen better days.
Many buildings and people were smashed when the Hulk was through.
But he couldn't defeat the Army, they turned the Incredible Hulk into goo.
 

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Dean Kuch

Cool, Randy!
A rarity—a DC Comics/Marvel Comics super hero crossover.
The Hulk was created by Stan Winston of Marvel Comics, and Bat Man and The Boy Wonder are Bob Crane's creations, of DC Comics fame.
Good stuff.
Now, how do you work SPAWN and DeadPool into the mix?
Heh-heh-heh...
~Dean
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