Fiction

Let me dear reader ask you to turn back the clock
To prehistoric times in a fictious town called...

I own something that makes my life a living Hell.
I've become a social outcast because I drive an...

When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike.
But he actually rode a...

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

You hate Mexicans so you killed one because you're consumed by hate.
When I think about your...

When I say that I'm going to kill you, there is no doubt.
You've angered me once too often and I'm...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...

I got revenge but it was a hollow victory.
Instead of getting pleasure, it horrified me.
Last...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

It was raining and beginning to get dark,
the waif-like pale faced woman stood in the shadows,...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

Lampshades
Made of suede
The tv on its box
An old man in the corner who says "a penny...