Fiction

Lampshades
Made of suede
The tv on its box
An old man in the corner who says "a penny...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Queen Bilqis flaunting tenacious catastrophic beauty,
A lady which appeared seductively mesmerizing...

She murdered her mother and her new stepdad.
Some say she was evil, others say she was mad.
...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

In one of those infamous nights,
I glanced outside the window,
The rain was reincarnated,...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

I'm from another galaxy and I'm visiting your planet.
After what I've seen, I feel sick, I simply...

this middle aged rue stirring bummer
haint no stranger to cold,
when dark hen stormy wintry...

I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is what they have internal.
But she...