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Don't Sexually Harass The She-Hulk

Don't Sexually Harass The She-Hulk

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that she can break.
I touched and pinched her in places where I shouldn't have.
I still have cuts and bruises for which I have to use salve.
I learned a valuable lesson when I made her become so mean.
Never sexually harass a woman, especially if she's big and green.

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