Fiction

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My Teenage Son Isn't...

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't...

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George Jefferson Got His...

When all was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George...

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Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel&...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

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Rated R

Rated R

My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a...

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25 Cents

25 Cents

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his...

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Feuding Neighbors

I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud....

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Peggy Doll

Peggy Doll

Shhh, don't let them hear as she shuffles around,
their Peggy Dolls up with her feet on the ground...

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The Noise

The Noise

It was the midnight hour
And i woke with a fright
"What was that noise?"
In the dead...

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Tom

Tom

I know what you see.
Sanctimonious old serpent who
does as he pleases without remorse....

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Popeye the Murderer

I'm Popeye the Sailor, I'm sure not Popeye Doyle.
Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl....

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NO

My new Russian bride can only say one english word and that word is no.
If she doesn't start...

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Damn Christmas Bills

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...