Fiction

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Breeding Like Rabbits

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

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Black Friday

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

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FREAK SHOW

FREAK SHOW

"On 24 freak street
full of freaking freaks
exhibiting their talents
called the Freak...

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Dead Roses

Dead Roses

I wish to send dead roses to my ex.....

For she used to make me feel happiness, now all she makes...

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Detroit Homicide

Detroit Homicide

Detroit Homicide

On a dark and rainy day
A unique case came across my desk
A young...

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Count Dracula

Count Dracula lives in my attic and he has a casket for a bed.

He has bitten all...

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A quest based on dreams

The quest to find a place beyond
This world and all this suffering
Through meditation
...

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Precious Plum

Precious Plum

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

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Champagne and Caviar

Champagne and Caviar

I once met a girl who changed the way I viewed the world

She had diamonds for eyes
Teeth of...

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Counted Love

Counted Love

You gave me five reasons to love you.
You gave me five years of your life.
Just you and me....

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First Class

First Class

We boarded the airplane and something happened that wasn't right.

My...

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Finders Keepers, Losers...

Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers

You'll never guess what I found at the dump.

I found and soon sold an antique gas...

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Don't Go

Don't Go

You have dreams.
I'm happy for you, I make it seem.
After high school.
I'm terrified...

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The Consequences of Dumping...

The Consequences of Dumping SuperGirl

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...