Ambulance Chaser

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she went way too far.
I went to her house to apologize even though it was difficult to face her.
But I didn't know that she hired a lawyer who is an ambulance chaser.
She sued me and I was up against an all women jury.
Just by looking at those women, I could feel their fury.
Wen the lawsuit was over, they nailed me to the wall.
They didn't just take some, they took it all.
I lost my money, my house and the rest of my possessions.
When I lost everything I had, it taught me a valuable lesson.
We need to get rid of these attorneys who are ambulance chasers.
I went to that lawyer's house and zapped his balls with my taser.
He cried like a little girl, I was shocked by that wimp's effeminate reaction.
I no longer have a shirt to put on my back but at least I got a little satisfaction.