Three Lousy Bucks!

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave me three dollars a day.
That scum sucking dirt bag actually thought that I would love it.
Just like the song says, I told him to take that job and shove it.
I couldn't even buy a meal for three bucks.
He got mad when I told him that he sucks.
That S.O.B. black listed me so that I couldn't get another job.
When that jerk looked in his safe, he saw that he'd been robbed.
What he did made me madder than hell and he soon got the picture.
I may be unemployed but at least I'm twenty-five thousand dollars richer.

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