Doctor Claw

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most people haven't seen my face and they'd better hope they never do.
I'm so ugly that if you see my face, you'll have a heart attack and it will kill you.
I recently learned that Inspector Gadget doesn't foil my crimes, I'm defeated by his niece.
She and her damn dog are the ones who defeat me, I won't rest until they're both deceased.
Chief Quimby is an idiot and he deserves to have those notes blow up in his face.
A part of me wants to give up crime because being defeated by a child is a disgrace.

(This poem was inspired by the Inspector Gadget cartoon.)