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The Twilight Zone Exists

The Twilight Zone Exists

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the Twilight Zone.
As my wife was taking a shower, I joined her and she screamed RAPE.
She went for her gun, I was barely able to grab my clothes and escape.

When I went to work, my boss didn't recognize me and had me thrown out.
I don't know what has happened to me, I don't know how this came about.
My wife has a boyfriend and he beat me and threw me head first on the sidewalk.
He beat me so hard that a doctor had to wire my jaw shut, I can't even talk.

I can't get another job because I don't have a Social Security number.
I've been erased from existence, can this situation get any dumber?
Being around my friends and my wife are things that I truly miss.
I used to think it was fictional but now I believe that the Twilight Zone exists.

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sparrowsong

Hello Randy...

How easily that could actually happen...

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Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

I know you don't support and communicate in return...

Thank you for being there...

Best wishes and blessings!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Jai Masters

Cool poem full of twists and turns 
 of life and alien ? like reality of life 
​​​​​​  on earth 
      Thank you Randy 
from Jai:))

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