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Bald Bull

Bald Bull

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull.
Mac punched my stomach and knocked me down as I charged.
I broke the ring when I fell to the canvas because I'm so large.
Mario rushed in the ring and said "TKO".
When I was through, he yelled "Oh no!"
I picked up that fat plumber and broke his back over my knee.
A judge made me pay Mario's hospital bill and it bankrupt me.
Mac beat me twice and now I'm a has been who is broke.
Nobody will fight me because people think that I'm a joke.
I was the champion but Little Mac made me look like a fool.
Fans couldn't believe that a 107 pound weakling could beat Bald Bull.

(This game was inspired by 'Punch-out' which was manufactured by Nintendo.)

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