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Pantsed

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.
She had to walk around the mall in her underwear.
People pointed and laughed, I wish I had been there.
You may want to dump somebody who has cancer but you mustn't and you can't.
If you're a woman who dumps me, my sister will knock you out and you will be pantsed.

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Dean Kuch

Thank goodness I'm a man and have absolutely nothing to worry about where the topic of your poem is concerned, Larry.
Still, I would hate to meet up with your sister in a dark alley.
Geesh!
~Dean ???

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