Fiction

There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though...

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he's eighty-seven...

Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
...

Last year I became very angry because in my town, Christmas was banned.
I wanted people to celebrate...

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm...

Nut-cracked snails and a road-killed goose,
go very well with goats and beets.
It's Christmas...

We had some visitors that came from outer space.
Those aliens came here to enslave the Human Race....

Angry villagers put the Munsters to death.
I adopted their pet that has a fiery breath.
He is...

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...

I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week.
I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a...

A thug was set free even though he committed a crime.
The reason why he was set free was because I'm...

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once...

I'm the Emperor and I have a face that looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which...

I feel so amazing when I have you, but when I don't I can't think straight. I try and try to cut you off,...

I can't seem to recall the last time we were here; no wait, I remember, it was sometime in December. We...

I learned that my ex wife was unfaithful when she gave birth to a baby who is black.
I was stunned...