Fiction

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Suicide and Revenge

This is a poem about a woman's revenge.

Suicide and Revenge

My brother fell in love with a lady who was trying to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.
She only...

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A Man Who Became A Monster

A Man Who Became A Monster

A suitcase was left on my porch that was full of body parts.
When I learned whose body it was, it...

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Stop Asking Me For A Gun!

A poem about a heart broken man who wants revenge.

Stop Asking Me For A Gun!

I know that I owe you for all of the favors that you've done.
But you are out of your mind to ask me...

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I Had To Kill Again

This is a fictional poem. In real life, people should never...

I Had To Kill Again

I killed my wife's only brother but she doesn't know that I'm the one who did it.
A blackmailer was...

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Drinking Clorox

Drinking Clorox

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...

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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer

My wife's death was her own fault and people ignorantly tell me not to blame her.
My wife signed her...

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Drug Peddler

This is a fictional poem about a drug dealer.

Drug Peddler

My ex-friend turned out to be an immoral drug dealer.
His drugs ended some lives and that made him a...

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Ex-Wife's Revenge

This is a sequel to my poem "Cheating Spouse".

Ex-Wife's Revenge

Because of adultery, I decided to divorce my wife.
But when I divorced her, I started fearing for my...

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Cheating Spouse

Cheating Spouse

Something terrible has happened and I would rather have contracted rabies.
My wife and I haven't...

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Even Deadlier Friend

This poem was inspired by the "Deadly Friend" movie...

Even Deadlier Friend

My girlfriend had a car wreck and she was pronounced dead.
But I brought her back to life by putting...

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Massive Heart Attack

This poem is fictional but obesity really is dangerous.

Massive Heart Attack

There was a young man who was obese.
He ate too much and now he's deceased.
He went to his...

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The Fractured Skull

The Fractured Skull

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

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Circa February 12th, 2122 ~...

Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM

Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,...

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The Horrible Duel

The Horrible Duel

Two men died over a woman who was as beautiful as a jewel.
They both loved her and they both died...

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The Runaway Bride

The Runaway Bride

You said that you loved my son and you were supposed to be his bride.
But you dumped him at the...

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Counterfeit Money

Counterfeit Money

I make money that is not real.
I love to make counterfeit bills.
I have a contact who steals...