Fiction

My people are peaceful beings and we come from the planet Mars.
We decided to visit earth after we...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

I thought she was special and I sure did love her.
But I learned that she's not the kind of woman...

You had a baby and you want me to give you money for child support.
You say if I don't give you...

A man who lives in my town is truly despised.
He divorced his wife when she was paralyzed.
...

I'm shocked and it's hard for me to believe.
My fiancee has left me on New Year's Eve.
I...

I was so angry that I wanted to give my wife a slap.
She went to the mall and a baby was kidnapped...

My friends found it amusing but my wife didn't think it was funny.
I played cards with the guys once...

It was a really ignorant thing for the stupid man to do.
He jumped in the lions cage when he visited...

I write fanfics that I will never publish.
I write fanfics to escape the dull reality.
I...

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

In the early 20th Century, a town full of people hated a man who made them panic.
They hated and...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

When the Lone Ranger has his finger on his gun's trigger, he constantly has to pull it.
When the...

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

When I died last year, I took an unfortunate journey.
I'm in Hell because I was an unscrupulous...