Fiction

When I died last year, I took an unfortunate journey.
I'm in Hell because I was an unscrupulous...

Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls.
That made...

Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare,
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair....

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

When people hear my name, they feel sick and want to puke.
I starred in Rocky V and my name is...

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

He and I were once close and we truly loved one another.
But I ended up having to shoot and kill my...

When a lot of computers were hacked, I got the blame.
My sister was the hacker and I got in big...

I was so scared that my hair turned gray.
All because I wore white after Labor Day.
I was so...

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
You wanted a batch of...

​​​​​​All my lousy son cared about was getting laid.
I had to pick up the pieces after I was...

I'm in prison and people are so angry at me that they're having fits.
They want me to feel remorse...

My daughter loves you and won't dump you like she should.
You are a drug dealer and that makes you...

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...

I bought an antique gun that was made in 1802.
I quickly learned that it was a stupid thing to do....

This is the day that I sure have been dreading.
I'm in a church and this is a shotgun wedding....