Mom had an ingenious plan For her dieting inspiration Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster On...
Is there anything finer than mashed potatoes
That fluffy white mountain of joy
Scrumptious...
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Already, I ate the vegetable guts save..... Rather passed on fruitful mind for...
Ooh, love! Faith, endurance, and hope,
Cool breeze, Barley dancing in the fields,
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Why did you not finish, The cake on your plate? Johnny eat your cake, Before it’s too...
It isn't necessary to say thanks...
When I made you feel better when you had been feeling sad......
A gross consumer of consumption.
A gross commercial venture in overspending.
A gross over...
I'm so Black!!
I have Black cerebellum in my Black-But-Not-Dark Skull!..
My Oesophagus to...
I see you laying there, so still
Big, meaty and spicy carnitas burrito
Excuse me would you...
I lick, suck -n- kiss, -n- pour kumiss all over her labia majora -n- her labia minora, waiting for thy...
There is a church in Bean Station, Tennessee that gives free food to the poor. The time had come to...
Some are blessed with skills of writing what they feel and perceive
Some are talented with acting...
Victoria Simpson, a reporter, stood outside the most busiest mall. She had to find out what was the true...
I've started saying Grace, I thank Jehovah for my food. I didn't do that in the past but I've...
I fancy the salad but then fancy the pasta Make sure I leave room for my baked alaska I then...