Food

Sausages and chips,

sauces and dips

thoughts of them

has me licking my lips...

Ecclefechan whiskey

And Ecclefechan tarts

Are guaranteed to give you

Ecclefechan...

Boot the door

as I walk in. Slam

keys on the counter, exhaling something

like...

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Old CAP'N CRUNCH was hanging out one day

With the bunch at SPECIAL K...

I've been saying Grace before I eat for the last eighteen months.

But...

On the island of Barbados, one Christmas morning

Sitting on a hill, under the shady almond tree...

Thank you for this food

Please fill our dear lost one’s hearts

With thy gracious love...

If you like to eat good food
Plus enjoy yourself as well
There is this little place I worked...

Eating a bowl of Shredded Wheat

Is like eating big clumps of dead grass

Now I know why...

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On...

Is there anything finer than mashed potatoes

That fluffy white mountain of joy

Scrumptious...