Would you rather be a Gastropod, otherwise known as a snail?
When you get frightened you can go...
I'm hungry Borderline starving Wishful thinking Want some bacon? Nah, maybe...
a humble piece of toast unless.. you toast it for me it needs to be, rotated in...
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Pizza pizza fun to eat pizza is a special treat cheese, bologna, pepperoni there's all...
“You think by doing this you’re saving him, but you’re not. You’re making it worse. For fuck sake, John,...
in some places its an honour to have a goat killed.. We were in such a place. the sweet thing came...
Ginny's café is on our street So many tempting dishes to devour and eat Bumper and...
To the cute girl at McDonalds,
Firstly, allow me to apologize I don't wanna come across as...
Sandwich Choices
There are so many choices to be had
When ordering a sandwich
What...
There is never a wrong way to eat a doughnut
So round…. So perfectly round
You can have...
She is robust Lips soft A woman Who knows What's your pleasure And her...
There is a Secret place couples like to go.A sexual sweet shoppe a fun sex sideshow Besides the same old...
I was walking in the Valley Forge Park to day,and decide to pull a prank on two very attractive young woman...
