Food

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Mushy Peas

Mushy Peas

While
abroad
in the
?? Uk
i came
across
a cuisine
called...

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The Expired Burglar

When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an...

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A LOAF OF BREAD

A LOAF OF BREAD

My colour is brown but can also be white
I can be eaten during the day and also at night
For...

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Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel&...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

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SAY GOODBYE TO FOOD STAMPS

SAY GOODBYE TO FOOD STAMPS

Children, your parents are going to have to feed you...

​​​​​​A program that has been taken...

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Cheerios And Donuts

Cheerios And Donuts

When allowed to grow, Cheerios turn into donuts
Also the holes are used for losing weight in...

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PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

The pensioners Olympics starts at 11.00 each day
As they try to arrive at the supermarket without...

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WHAT'S FOR TEA MUMMY ?

WHAT'S FOR TEA MUMMY ?

I went to school today learning about ABC
All I could think about was what I was having for tea...

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The Best Of Dayton

The Best Of Dayton

Last night, Linda and I went to a party, “The Best Of Dayton” with chefs;
Where many nominated...

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Legendary times

Silk road trades
From Asia and India through Afghanistan,
Spices and satin fabrics sold...

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Tractorman Thomas

Tractorman Thomas


Sheltered in the corner of the yard
stands the old green John Deere
rustic but still...

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JCG Memorial Reception

JCG Memorial Reception

JIM’S MEMORIAL RECEPTION

At the Memorial Service Reception were friends from Allentown...

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Mince Pies

Mince Pies

it's a little tart
and a bit of a mince
born to be frugal
not fit for a Prince
...

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Family man

I found myself at winter
In a far more different place
I saw the lights and the fireplace...

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HAPPY SOUP!

HAPPY SOUP!

Sparrowsong, What are you cooking?

It's a Surprise!

Oh Good!

Did you have a good...

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Homeless

Homeless man sitting in the corner
Of a car park that leads to the shops,
Homeless man...

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Things To Be Thankful For

Things To Be Thankful For

We should be thankful to have our friends and relatives.

We should be thankful to...