Food

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

Squirrels can read...

Squirrels can't avoid food at theme parks, either...

Birds and French...

I never thought
It existed
I was not ought
To know.

I could not believe...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

Pricking and intrinsically tangling up the intestine
Like a needle sharpened ready to attack the...

Here is a tale of a lady named Louise
Who had an addiction to all types of cheese
First thing...

He is a frequent visitor to McDonalds every day
The choice of food keeps his hunger at bay
...

I had looked forward to this meal for a week or more
My mouth was salivating as I approached the...

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

Last night I made a fab stew,with Yorkshire Puddings and mash for our tea
A lovely welcoming meal,...

I want to write about a restaurant chain, heads above most the rest;
Whenever I decide to dine at...

The doors opened seemed like every couple seconds , hot chocolate extra cream perfect for sad winter nights...

Strength and doubt,
My flour and butter,
Love, my sugar,
Hate, my salt,
...

While
abroad
in the
?? Uk
i came
across
a cuisine
called...

When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an...

My colour is brown but can also be white
I can be eaten during the day and also at night
For...