Greed

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Being Cynical

Being Cynical

Go down on one knee and take a selfie,
In its maker; is presented our effigy!
Be humble in...

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You're Not A Christian

This poem takes place in the year 1800

You call yourself a Christian who has been saved.
But you're not a Christian because you have slaves...

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I Laughed At Noah

A poem about Noah's Ark

I laughed at Noah and his family as they built their ark.
I made fun of them until they were ready...

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Mean old Mr. Mckenney 💰

Mean old Mr. Mckenney 💰

Que sera sera sera
coz I do not care a jot

I would not wish to win a lottery when I am...

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Fifteen Men On A Dead Man&...

Fifteen Men On A Dead Man's Chest

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had...

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Shoplifter!

Shoplifter!

I possess a vast Aladdin's Cave,
Brimming with treasures and finery.
Mostly from Harrods of...

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Spoilt Little Rich Girl

Spoilt Little Rich Girl

What you frivolously spend in a day,
It takes reality people years to earn.
Mercedes, Dior,...

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PIE MAN

Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight
Served with chips for a sheer delight
Known as the...

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~ THE DYING SEED ~

~ THE DYING SEED ~

On shores of constants
In times of need,
Crowd, the huddled masses
NURTURE, the dying...

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The Gold Digger Who...

This Poem Was Inspired by a true story

Last year my wife abandoned my son and I.
It broke my heart when I watched my son cry.
When...

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Gratification

Gratification

I want it now!
They were heard to say.
Not a thought of how,
Was offered, nay....

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SHARING AND KEEPING

What one man had he shared
This man cared
What another man had he kept
Other men wept...

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Ravenous rabbits ????

Ravenous rabbits ????

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....

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That Green-eyed monster

That Green-eyed monster

She is giving her neighbour the ‘Evil eye’ as they are pleased as punch driving by
You see the...

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“Oh Mamma it won’t for...

My challenge for today is ‘Chocolate cake’

“Oh Mamma it won’t for goodness sake”

“Mamma can I have some more chocolate cake please ?” my Hunnybun asked me
“Of course you can my...

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My Expense

The political class

My Expense

Pin a medal to my chest,
Close the lid & lay me to rest,
I know not where, I took my...

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Hunger Strike

Hunger Strike

I won't eat prunes but I can write about runes,
don't like avocados, reminded me of peccadilloes,...