Go down on one knee and take a selfie, In its maker; is presented our effigy! Be humble in...
You call yourself a Christian who has been saved. But you're not a Christian because you have slaves...
I laughed at Noah and his family as they built their ark. I made fun of them until they were ready...
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Que sera sera sera coz I do not care a jot
I would not wish to win a lottery when I am...
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had...
I possess a vast Aladdin's Cave, Brimming with treasures and finery. Mostly from Harrods of...
What you frivolously spend in a day, It takes reality people years to earn. Mercedes, Dior,...
Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight Served with chips for a sheer delight Known as the...
On shores of constants In times of need, Crowd, the huddled masses NURTURE, the dying...
Last year my wife abandoned my son and I. It broke my heart when I watched my son cry. When...
I want it now! They were heard to say. Not a thought of how, Was offered, nay....
What one man had he shared This man cared What another man had he kept Other men wept...
One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....
She is giving her neighbour the ‘Evil eye’ as they are pleased as punch driving by You see the...
“Mamma can I have some more chocolate cake please ?” my Hunnybun asked me “Of course you can my...
Pin a medal to my chest, Close the lid & lay me to rest, I know not where, I took my...
I won't eat prunes but I can write about runes, don't like avocados, reminded me of peccadilloes,...