Greed

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PIE MAN

Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight
Served with chips for a sheer delight
Known as the...

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~ THE DYING SEED ~

~ THE DYING SEED ~

On shores of constants
In times of need,
Crowd, the huddled masses
NURTURE, the dying...

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The Gold Digger Who...

This Poem Was Inspired by a true story

Last year my wife abandoned my son and I.
It broke my heart when I watched my son cry.
When...

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Gratification

Gratification

I want it now!
They were heard to say.
Not a thought of how,
Was offered, nay....

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SHARING AND KEEPING

What one man had he shared
This man cared
What another man had he kept
Other men wept...

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Ravenous rabbits ????

Ravenous rabbits ????

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....

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That Green-eyed monster

That Green-eyed monster

She is giving her neighbour the ‘Evil eye’ as they are pleased as punch driving by
You see the...

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“Oh Mamma it won’t for...

My challenge for today is ‘Chocolate cake’

“Oh Mamma it won’t for goodness sake”

“Mamma can I have some more chocolate cake please ?” my Hunnybun asked me
“Of course you can my...

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My Expense

The political class

My Expense

Pin a medal to my chest,
Close the lid & lay me to rest,
I know not where, I took my...

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Hunger Strike

Hunger Strike

I won't eat prunes but I can write about runes,
don't like avocados, reminded me of peccadilloes,...

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Crap!!!

Crap!!!

The worlds gone crazy
Everybody’s went mad
Pushing and queuing for loo rolls
Oh my...

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GREEDY MAN IN A RESTAURANT


What a greedy and gluttonous fellow was he
So much food he had for his tea
Starters...

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ORANGE

Eating this orange bought tears to my eyes
The sharp tangy taste caught me by surprise
...

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A couple of skinflints

A couple of skinflints

They are as tight as a ducks arse
pardoning my french
One could not get any tighter
...

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Waiting For Something

Waiting For Something

Staring blankly at the sky
as the cars pass by
and the birds tear into
the wind with...

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Evil Is As Evil Does

Evil Is As Evil Does

The Red Tsar sniffed you out
Though you were thousands of
Miles from the mother land
...

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Maisie Mouse ?

Maisie Mouse ?

Maisie Mouse was in her element this year, scuttling up and down the Christmas tree joining in the festive...