Humor

Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she...

You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat.
When we go to restaurants, you will pay...

A thug was set free even though he committed a crime.
The reason why he was set free was because I'm...

People are laughing but I don't think it's funny.
A dirty rotten crook stole my stolen money....

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once...

I'm the Emperor and I have a face that looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away.
But some come on my property but they sure...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading.
When my daughters get pregnant...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to...

I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass.
I told them that I...

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
...

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
...

Even though I've been helping you and working hard,
you won't give me a beer after I've mowed your...

I told my wife that she looks like a wicked witch.
And then I had to go to the hospital to be...

Because I look like Colonel Sanders, people ask me for the secret recipe.
When I tell them that I...