Humor

If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs...

I owned a funeral parlor and I earned a lot of bread.
I got paid a whole lot of money to cremate the...

When a wig maker saw my wife's hair, he adored it.
He wanted it and said that he'd pay top dollar...

I hope that you'll believe me but you probably will not.
I have a dog and she has been smoking all...

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed.
They took me to a world where the...

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it.
I grabbed it out of his hand and...

While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.
I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda....

Here at the Church of Humor
the faithful congregate
to celebrate the gospel
of the...

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I...

Humor can unite

Lightening the mood
when we need a smile

Poking fun
at our...

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

When you ate at this restaurant yesterday, you left without paying.
I have my shotgun behind the...

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.
And because of that, I have the gout.
I scream from the...

When an apple hit me on the head, I thought that I'd discovered gravity.
But when I told a lot of...

You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!...

I have a long neck like a giraffe.
When people see me, they laugh.
My neck makes me twelve...